They lie! Minus 1000 points.
“Thank you for calling UPS. For—”
“Operator.”
“I’m sorry, I did not understand—”
“Operator.”
“I’m sorry, I—”
“Operator.”
“One moment while I connect you to an operator.”
They lie! Minus 1000 points.
“Thank you for calling UPS. For—”
“Operator.”
“I’m sorry, I did not understand—”
“Operator.”
“I’m sorry, I—”
“Operator.”
“One moment while I connect you to an operator.”
errhode ()
Not to be pedantic and ruin your fun, but I’m guessing they send you to an operator if there are any three messages in a row that they don’t understand. So, you probably could just as easily have had this conversation:
%u201CThank you for calling UPS. For%u2014%u201D
%u201CBanana boat.%u201D
%u201CI%u2019m sorry, I did not understand%u2014%u201D
%u201CSchnozzberry.%u201D
%u201CI%u2019m sorry, I%u2014%u201D
%u201CWhatever you do, don’t send me to an operator.%u201D
%u201COne moment while I connect you to an operator.%u201D
MRhé ()